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Ascending dissent
“Stop. Wait. Ah! We said halt.” Their mother froze with a comical jolt. “Now come on kids its time for bed!” This dissent unsettled this calm homestead “We call for parley, a conversation of truth Before we even contemplate brushing one … Continue reading
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Tagged Bedtime, fun, funny, funny peoms, humor, Humour, life, Miscellaneous, Musings, peoms, poetry, protest, Random
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Robber and Dumber
“Right, you ready?” With a lie I say “Steady!” Sweating rivers Tights squashing face Anxious shivers Confidence no trace “On the count of three you just follow me” What did he just say? Why is he counting? This ridiculous day … Continue reading
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Tagged fun, funny, Funny Poems, humor, Humour, life, Miscellaneous, Musings, poems, poetry, Random, Robber, Robber and Dumber
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Ode to a Fonzie
You sneezed with such power And ate like a loon The thought of a shower Made you howl at the moon When dinner was ready I was just set to nibble You stood there so steady With your purposeful dribble … Continue reading
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Tagged butts, dogs, dribble, fonzie, fun, Funny Poems, Grammatically buff, humor, Humour, life, Miscellaneous, msings, poems, poetry, Random
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Monkey Madam
I cant but expect Your avid attention On this I reflect For your comprehension I once new a Guevara monkey Who practiced mad Kung Fu He danced especially funky And cooked a rather mean stew His style caused some envy … Continue reading
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Tagged Che Guevara, fun, funny Miscellaneous, Funny Poems, Grammatically buff, humor, Humour, life, Monkey Guevara, Monkey Madam, Musings, poems, poetry, Random
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I ain’t through I’m 82!
“I’ve called you all here For my announcement” They all crowded near For her pronouncement * “I’m leaving that’s it! I’m off for adventure!” They all ceased to sit “What is this dementia!” ** “Granny don’t leave Who’ll knit me … Continue reading
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Tagged Deli, fun, Funny Poems, Grammatically buff, Granny, humor, Humour, life, Miscellaneous, Musings, Old, Opinion, poems, poetry, Random, Shepherd, South Korea, Spain
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Whistle at my mother
Keep pushing! Breathe tight! You’ll be a mother this night! * “Its coming, he’s here! A beautiful boy!” The accumulated fear Transformed into joy ** Nine months ago, she just thought the worst After a romantic night ended, when a … Continue reading
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Tagged Eastenders, fun, Funny Poems, Grammatically buff, homour, humor, life, Miscellaneous, mothers day, Musings, Opinion, Pee stick, poems, poetry, Random
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Who’s the Paddy
An Ocean of green No Irish in sight What does it mean This St Patrick days night Drink till your Brain Dribbles out of your ears Till you miss your last train So you drink some more beers Finally you … Continue reading
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Tagged fun, Funny Poems, Grammatically buff, humor, Humour, Irishman, Irishmen, life, Miguel Degz, Miscellaneous, Musings, Opinion, Paddy, poems, poetry, Random, St Patrick's day, Who's the Paddy
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Grammatically Buff Poems 