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Danger Puffing

“Oh my god! What have you done? You stupid sod That’s my last one!” Puffing away I was in heaven Smoking all day From 7 to 11 “Buy your own you inconsiderate shmuck” Something was thrown! No time left to … Continue reading

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TV Taxman

As you burst through the door You looked like a tit I know what you came for You fat hairy shit But I’ve got no money No intention to pay I find it quite funny You’ve wasted your day What … Continue reading

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Buttocks

What if every arse had its own life Its very own passport Its own kids and a wife   What if they were funny And thoughtful too They earned their own money And conversed on the loo   A best … Continue reading

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The Chimes of Beer

Two men stood on the edge greatness Ready to do battle with god Two men stood with extreme sexiness Ready to bum the fat sod But low did they hear the chimes of beer Ringing through the streets of London … Continue reading

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