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Ascending dissent

“Stop. Wait. Ah! We said halt.” Their mother froze with a comical jolt. “Now come on kids its time for bed!” This dissent unsettled this calm homestead “We call for parley, a conversation of truth Before we even contemplate brushing one … Continue reading

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Robber and Dumber

“Right, you ready?” With a lie I say “Steady!” Sweating rivers Tights squashing face Anxious shivers Confidence no trace “On the count of three you just follow me” What did he just say? Why is he counting? This ridiculous day … Continue reading

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