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I ain’t through I’m 82!

“I’ve called you all here For my announcement” They all crowded near For her pronouncement  * “I’m leaving that’s it! I’m off for adventure!” They all ceased to sit “What is this dementia!”  ** “Granny don’t leave Who’ll knit me … Continue reading

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Whistle at my mother

Keep pushing! Breathe tight! You’ll be a mother this night! * “Its coming, he’s here! A beautiful boy!” The accumulated fear Transformed into joy  ** Nine months ago, she just thought the worst After a romantic night ended, when a … Continue reading

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Who’s the Paddy

An Ocean of green No Irish in sight What does it mean This St Patrick days night Drink till your Brain Dribbles out of your ears Till you miss your last train So you drink some more beers Finally you … Continue reading

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Thief and a Liar

My Keys! Inside! I’m truly fucked Entrance denied Idiotic conduct * “Lost ya keys have ya matey? Problems getting increasingly weighty?” ** “As a matter of fact I’m perfectly fine” My impeccable tact Refusing to whine *** “I knows of … Continue reading

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Daily Jon Stewart

Your Daily Chats Cause me to chuckle These satirical facts Make my fears buckle * When life becomes dodgy I click on the box You say Gingrich is podgy Such comical knocks! ** When squashing my love plums Only last … Continue reading

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Danger Puffing

“Oh my god! What have you done? You stupid sod That’s my last one!” Puffing away I was in heaven Smoking all day From 7 to 11 “Buy your own you inconsiderate shmuck” Something was thrown! No time left to … Continue reading

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TV Taxman

As you burst through the door You looked like a tit I know what you came for You fat hairy shit But I’ve got no money No intention to pay I find it quite funny You’ve wasted your day What … Continue reading

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